Bills and financial statements. Ah, reality . . .
WHAT IS HANGING ABOVE YOUR MANTEL?
A dried up, dusty wreath on the verge of spontaneous combustion. No, really.
WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO PAINT OR SCULPT YOUR PORTRAIT?
Peter Paul Reubens. Not because he was the greatest portraitist of all time, but it would give me a chance to talk with him about how he crammed so much into one relatively short lifetime. He was an amazing artist and remarkable human being.